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24/05/2009

sashalamarr:

BE JEALOUS BITCHES!!!

This is the kind of eccentric shit that only I do. QUIT TRYING TO BE ME, BITCH!

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14/04/2009

Playlist Playoffs are back around! Going for undefeated! Don’t forget to vote!

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29/03/2009

eastbayfl:

Oh, Azura. You can’t have it both ways. “Kooky” flesh-coloured leotards and ridiculous hair, or chronic camera shyness. Please make up your mind.

And you also neglected to mention the awesomeness of the Playboy in the bag.
Fuck you Eastbay gossip blogger, I look fucking awesome.

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20/03/2009

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My new obsession…

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18/03/2009

Know What I Love?

A good Tumblr catfight.

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07/03/2009

Five Reasons Why…

Trip Hardy is a Homosexual

1. He spends more time in front of the mirror than I do. What straight man do you know tweezes his fucking eyebrows every morning?
2. Everything’s gayer in Texas.
3. He worked at Club Boi for two months his sophomore year. A club full of liquored up homos = Trip’s big gay fantasy.
4. He just looks like a bottom bitch, doesn’t he?
5. The real reason he doesn’t like me is because he wants to fuck my boyfriend more than I do.

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06/03/2009

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♥

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27/02/2009

eastbayfl:

Spotted: Azura Cipriani tormenting Edison Prescott in yet another pantless outfit. We don’t know why he ever broke up with her in the first place. Bitch looks like too much fun.

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“ Simulated lesbianism bonds you quicker than anything. „

Danneel Harris

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